Once 100 years ago, arisen from the depths of Hell was a beast known as Jefferson. He was willed into existance by Givemepancakes to extend his adminship.
He travelled forward in time to the present day, to the location right above hell, known as /r/circlejerk. He saw a small group of teenagers. Then he killed them. Later he found out they were his fans. Then he was sad.
Then he found out they were his yaoi fans and he wasn't sad anymore. The end.